Sasha
12 days left until D-Day. Of course that could all change at the drop of a hat. Kate is doing fine, the baby is running out of room but likes to kick me in the face when I howl like our husky next to Kate's belly. This seems to be the best way to get her jumping which is scary. We're fairly certain our shepherd, Sasha is communicating with the baby telepathically. Soon she'll be telling the baby what to do just like she does to the rest of us. We won't reveal the name until the baby is here but so far "Moon Kitten" is the front runner. Traditionalists be damned.
Kate and I just finished watching Nanny 911 or Supernanny or whatever that show is called. You know, the one where the fat girl who can't seem to get a handle on her own dietary/exercise habits tells people how to raise their kids. Go ahead and eat another piece of cake Supernanny, food won't judge you like your parents did.... Anyway, that show got me thinking about kids and I came to the conclusion that if my kid dresses in all black and acts like a weirdo I'll just pick her up from school dressed the same way. Humiliation is a powerful motivator. Also I believe that most of those kids could be straightened out by scattering some chicken bones in the basement and telling them about your other kid who wouldn't behave and how the basement monster "took care of it". Anyway, we're running a bit low on funds so we had to take out an ad on Kate's belly-see below:
Kate and I just finished watching Nanny 911 or Supernanny or whatever that show is called. You know, the one where the fat girl who can't seem to get a handle on her own dietary/exercise habits tells people how to raise their kids. Go ahead and eat another piece of cake Supernanny, food won't judge you like your parents did.... Anyway, that show got me thinking about kids and I came to the conclusion that if my kid dresses in all black and acts like a weirdo I'll just pick her up from school dressed the same way. Humiliation is a powerful motivator. Also I believe that most of those kids could be straightened out by scattering some chicken bones in the basement and telling them about your other kid who wouldn't behave and how the basement monster "took care of it". Anyway, we're running a bit low on funds so we had to take out an ad on Kate's belly-see below:
Kate at 4 Months
4 1/2 weeks to go
12 days to go..
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5 comments:
Why oh why must you people procreate?????? Chicken bones in the basement - sounds like something Shawn would do.......oh Foppa Lemieux I shall release you from this hell.......your first words to be "Manolo Blahnik".
They did tell you that babies don't necessarily arrive on their due date, right? Cases in point, Sam and Jack - both induced at 42 weeks and both unwilling participants in labor.
Yes, yes, we asked the Dr. about this "late baby business." Our OBGYN practice will not let me go beyond 41 weeks. The baby will be here sometime between today and 3-5! :)
um....Joey was an unwilling participant in labor! It's the end of the world as we know it........Manolo Blahnik does NOT make baby shoes - whatever????? Maybe I'll try Jimmy Choo.......oh and by the way, Pat and Kate, children is this family have had their names changed before if the governing body did not like their given names. Just thought you should know......I think Foppa Lemieux sounds like a princess, Nadine said it sounds like a stripper. If you say it fast enough it sounds like something important in one of them forun langigiz.
Pat, Supernanny 911 is a personal friend of mine and it just so happens she has big bones AND a gland problem. I hope you're happy she called me crying yesterday and I couldn't understand a word through the french fries in her mouth. She said grease and trans fats help her bones shrink and glands work more efficiently. Oh and Shakira Henry has a nice ring and it really reflects your Colombian roots. I'm just putting that out there.
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