My Super Sweet 16

http://www.mtv.com/#/ontv/dyn/sweet_16/series.jhtml

For those of you who haven't seen this abomination the link above is to the trailer. The basic premise is wealthy teenage girls trying to outdo one another by throwing lavish sweet 16 birthday parties. I had a panic attack watching this and thinking I might turn into one of these pushover parents. These people and their kids have nothing to offer society. Let's face it, if it wasn't for the parent's money these kids would soon be working in a field that doesn't require clothing, marrying a Kevin Federline lookalike who drives a suped up Honda, doing meth and decreasing their life expectancy by 40 years which would suit me fine.

I propose a new reality show where these kids are told they're going overseas to pick out their dresses for their party but are instead shipped off to some third world country and forced into a life of indentured servitude. Meanwhile MTV pays for some poor kid to throw a party back in the states. I think Viacom would buy it.

Another parenting lesson learned.