Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Hi Mom
Kate's out of town for the week so I'm running the show. Olivia demanded a water bottle when we got home tonight so I felt I had to oblige since the poor kid misses her Mom so much. She's staring out the window because we were hit with a big thunderstorm when she sat down to eat. Yes, I'm yelling at the fat husky who likes to jump on counters for food.
On a side note, MTV stole my idea for a reality show. Check out "Exiled" on MTV and tell me the premise doesn't sound eerily similar to my idea for the Sweet 16 kids I posted on the blog in February of last year. My plan was to ship these brats to third world countries for a life of "indentured servitude". That's pretty much exactly what they're doing. I plan to float a trial balloon on a God awful idea to see if they bite. Maybe a reality show like "Who wants to work for Gary Glitter?"
Brilliant as usual.
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Saw "exiled" thought of you immediately! Hurry up and get your "parental shock therapy" idea on paper - ie - if your kid dresses goth, pick them up from school in full black dress and face paint!
Hmmm... Yes, I can't seem to remember my own ideas. Perhaps the absinthe had something to do with it during my time off.
I thought you were asking ME if I wanted to drink some water. My answer was yes by the way.
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